you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
This is classic penis vs brain.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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