my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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