Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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