Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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