dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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