You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
