i need an iv and a liver transplant
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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