That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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