She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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