honey bunches of taint.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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