Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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