he puts the penis in happiness.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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