if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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