His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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