Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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