I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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