your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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