I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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