i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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