Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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