help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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