i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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