no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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