I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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