the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
so much tequila, so little girl.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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