This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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