I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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