Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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