I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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