your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"