the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.