Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.