Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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