wakey wakey hands off snakey
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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