Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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