scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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