for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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