okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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