Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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