Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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