So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He kissed a someone with a penis
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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