please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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