Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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