I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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