GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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