margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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