So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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