Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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