i just wanna soil my oats bro
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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