you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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