Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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