Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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