sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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