my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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