Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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