we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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