i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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